KARL PILKINGTON
According to Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant,Karl Pilkington has " a head like a fucking orange".Upon looking at said head,it would be hard to disagree.
Karl Pilkington was born on september 23rd 1972 on an Manchester council estate that was seemingly filled with charecters that make the mind of Karl look like a work of genuis.Just a few of these characters are,the two unrelated kids that both had webbed hands and feet and huge heads,the next door neighbour that had a horse in her house and the local crazy homeless woman who pushed a pram about with a bucket with a face on it!According to karl he tried most things as a kid,two of which were boxing and body popping,hopefully not at the same time mind you!After leaving school with one GCSE(an E grade in history) Karl amazingly landed himself a job as a producer at London radio station Xfm.This is where he met Ricky and Steve and co-hosted/produced the Ricky Gervais show during 2001-2005.This is where the public were first introduced the tangled mish-mash that is the mind of Karl Pilkington,where his obsession for freaks,weird stuff,monkeys,hairy chinese kids and science(at least what he understands science to be) were causing sides to split,minds to boggle and offence to be spread across London.He has since left Xfm where he went on to complete 3 seasons of the Ricky Gervais show podcast,which broke world records for the most downloaded podcast of all time,released two books-The world of Karl Pilkington,released October 2006 and Happyslapped by a jellyfish,released October 2007,with a third book,Karlology,due for release in 2008.He has also appeared three times on channel fours the culture show,once on 3 minute wonders,once on Extras special,once as a feature on the comedy lab and has filmed a scene as an extra in Ricky Gervais' film,this side of the truth in which he plays a bald caveman.It is also worth noting that if you ever see someone wearing a t-shirt,hear a dance tune or see some graffitti daubed on a toilet cubicle wall that features the line " I could eat a knob at night " this is also the result of the mind of Karl Pilkington.
Ever wondered what goes on in Karls mind?
Click on his nogging if you dare...............
HUMANS EVOLVED WRONG....?
According to Karl Pilkington,humans evolved wrong and we could have been so much better.this video shows an animated version of how he thinks humans should look.
LEADERS OF THE NEW WORLD
During an episode of the third season of the Ricky gervais show podcast,Ricky asked Karl if we were to move to another habital planet,just like earth and had breeder clones to populate the world,what people would he take to lead and rule the people.People who would have to pass on their knowledge and skills and teach about life,understanding and experiences.Heres the people he though had all these charectoristics....
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH
David attenborough is famous for his work over the last 50 years,making programmes for the BBC on natural history and profoling the lives of different species.Despite the fact he is 82 which,when combined with moore makes 167 years,this doesn't put Karl off taking them to start civilisation again.
KARLS VERDICT - He would know his way about.



